I’m Like a Bull in a China Shop” Trading Tee – Volatility Edition -Unisex classic tee

Step aside, risk management — the bull has entered the chat.

This tee is for the trader who:

Enters every trade like it’s a YOLO call on $TSLA 🚀
Leaves risk calculators crying in the corner 📉
Moves through the markets (and life) with pure, unfiltered bullish energy 💪
You’re not just a trader — you’re a walking market event.
Whether it’s Powell’s speech or CPI day, you are the volatility.

🔸 Features a rampaging bull and meme-worthy attitude
🔸 Soft enough for desk naps between trades
🔸 Pairs well with energy drinks, red candles, and unrealized gains

Buy now before the market dips (again).
Because sometimes, chaos is the strategy.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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